End User License Agreement
THE FOLLOWING IS AN AGREEMENT CONSISTING OF VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION FROM DAVID POUNDS. THIS IS IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ CAREFULLY. IF YOU ARE IN MY GROUP IT IS ASSUMED THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS AGREEMENT. YOUR ATTENDING ANY GROUP ACTIVITY IS CONSIDERED A LEGALLY BINDING SIGNATURE OF THIS AGREEMENT. This UNLICENSED INTERNET ADDICTION THERAPY COURSE is operated by David Pounds and subject to various international treaties as well as intellectual property laws with the exception of border disputes and things that may or may not happen on cruise ships in International Waters.
This ADVICE offered from the Pounds Internet Addiction Society (PIAS) is licensed, not sold. This End User License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you and PIAS with regard to the copyrighted Wisdom (herein referred to as “THE WISDOM“ or "WIS") provided with this EULA. THE WISDOM includes spoken WIS, the associated media, any printed materials, and any "online" or electronic documentation. Use of any WIS and related documentation ("WIS") provided to you by PIAS in whatever form or media, will constitute your acceptance of these terms, unless separate terms are provided by the WIS supplier, in which case certain additional or different terms may apply. If you do not agree with the terms of this EULA, do not listen to, speak about, write about or use the WIS. By implementing, copying or otherwise using THE WISDOM, you agree to be bound by the terms of this EULA. If you do not agree to the terms of this EULA, PIAS is unwilling to license THE WISDOM to you.
1. Eligible Licensees. This WIS is available for license solely to PIAS patients, with no right of duplication or further distribution, licensing, or sub-licensing.
2. License Grant. PIAS grants to you a personal, non-transferable and non-exclusive right to listen to the WIS provided with this EULA. You agree you will not write down or talk about the WIS except as necessary to use it on yourself. You agree that you may not copy the written materials accompanying the WIS. Modifying, translating, renting, copying, transferring or assigning all or part of the WIS, or any rights granted hereunder, to any other persons and removing any proprietary notices, labels or marks from any WIS materials is strictly prohibited. Furthermore, you hereby agree not to create derivative therapy products based on the WIS.
3. Copyright. The WIS is licensed, not sold. You acknowledge that no title to the intellectual property in the WIS is transferred to you. You further acknowledge that title and full ownership rights to the WIS will remain the exclusive property of PIAS and/or its suppliers, and you will not acquire any rights to the WIS, except as expressly set forth above. All propagation of the THE WISDOM (including but not limited to any images, video, animated GIFs, audio, podcasts, music, live performances, speeches, lectures, text, electronic hardware and software incorporated into THE WISDOM), any accompanying printed materials, and any copies of THE WISDOM in general are owned by PIAS or its suppliers. THE WISDOM is protected by copyright laws and international treaty provisions. You may not copy any printed materials accompanying THE WISDOM.
4. Reverse Engineering. You agree that you will not think about David Pounds The Person too hard, only listen to THE WISDOM he offers. And if you are a corporation, you will use your best efforts to prevent your employees and contractors from attempting to reverse psychoanalyze, modify, translate or interpret the WIS in whole or in part. Any failure to comply with the above or any other terms and conditions contained herein will result in the automatic termination of this license and the reversion of the rights granted hereunder to PIAS.
5. Refusal of Warranty. The WIS is provided "AS IS" without warranty or guarantee of any kind. PIAS and David Pounds disclaim and make no express or implied warranties and specifically disclaim the warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement of third-party rights. The entire risk as to the effectiveness and performance of the WIS is with you. Neither PIAS nor its followers warrant that the promises expressed in the WIS will meet your requirements or that the utilization of the WIS will be seamless or embarrassment-free.
6. Rental. You may not publicly perform, advocate, or distribute the WIS, unless there has been a signed agreement between you and David Pounds.
7. Payment. All payment agreed to upfront between PIAS and its patients is owed in full regardless of any damages or disappointments whatsoever (including, without limitation, incidental, direct, indirect socio-economic and consequential damages, damages for loss of personal understanding, sense of self, psychological interruption, loss of personal information, relationships, or other losses) arising out of the use or inability to use THE WISDOM.
8. Indemnification By You. If you distribute the WIS in violation of this Agreement, you agree to indemnify, hold harmless and defend PIAS and its suppliers from and against any claims or lawsuits, including attorney's fees that arise or result from the use or distribution of the WIS in violation of this Agreement.
9. Cancellation. If you choose to cancel your membership to the PIAS group you are expected to pay a $525.00 cancellation fee. That is U.S. currency. For clarity, U.S., not Canadian, not BitCoin. This is non-negotiable.